The Shortest Western Movie Ever Made

Rustler:
Why you reckon that is?
Cowboy:
I don’t reckon.

Rustler:
Why don’t you reckon?
Cowboy:
I don’t reckon cause it ain’t
my business to reckon.

Rustler:
Ummp, you got a smart answer
for everything, ain’t you?
Why you reckon that is?
Cowboy:
Well, since you want me to reckon,
I reckon you got a gun and I reckon
you itching to use it and I reckon
you must be in love with death
cause if you go for it
that’ll be the last move you make …
I reckon.